Transformation

Those table legs.
They were nearly as tall as some,
weighed as much as a few,
and modeled a paint job that repulsed all

but one. 

A Pickle exclaimed, "Those look like candle sticks!," while the rest of us continued to walk past them.  A few others added their comments and raised eyebrows, but in the end we spent our six dollars on those controversial table legs... 

...and came home with a plan.

 
We used paint we had on hand and practiced using power tools...